Posted by
Da Coyote on Tuesday, May 08, 2007 1:08:14 AM
I am a weary Oregonian:
…weary of propositions from lechers, of both genders, that disregard wedding bands as causally as speed limits.
…weary of being confronted by smoking panhandlers wearing Nike’s while they sit adjacent to Help Wanted signs.
…weary of protest marches for political causes so unpopular that the demonstrators are paid to picket.
…weary of bureaucrats that give Viagra to rapists, ballots to felons, and visas to terrorists but won’t let an eight-year-old onto plane without a pat down.
…weary of public schools that teach Anti-American history, politically correct science, and don’t bother with civics at all.
…weary of tax laws so numerous and complicated that even the lawmakers that enacted them hire professional tax-preparers
…weary of youths that do not respect their elders- and elders that haven’t earned that respect.
…weary of smokers lecturing me about universal healthcare.
…weary of people that feel more threatened by groups of police officers than by gangs of street thugs.
…weary of a state legislature incapable of balancing the state budget without a special session.
…weary of protesters using the 1st amendment as an excuse for riots, vandalism, and disrupting traffic.
…weary of guessing Miss, Mrs. or Ms. and enduring the backlash when I get it wrong- especially when I’m holding the door for her.
…weary of the pursuit of a "diversity" that legalizes racism.
…weary of environmentalism that is administered like a priesthood rather than a science.
…weary of bicyclists that believe traffic laws don’t apply to them..
…weary of vegans that insist epiculture is slavery, egg salad is murder, and partial birth abortion is just elective surgery.
...weary of a government that gives driver licenses, food stamps, and unemployment checks (not to mention BALLOTS) to illegal immigrants and then has the gall to raise my taxes to meet the rising cost of "social services".
...weary of politicans that want to "get the guns off the streets", starting with the one in my nightstand.
...weary of the "main stream media" that blares day and night about the latest rumors about [enter celebraties name here] but can't be bothered to report on the Pro-Hamas/Hezbolla Protest march on Washington DC.
...weary of a supreme court that believes growing crops on your own land for your own consumption is rightfully regulated by the federal government via the interstate commerce clause.
...weary of a local government that spends $400,000 on a "sculpture" that strongly resembles an erect phallus and yet must raise taxes to fund the local schools.
...weary of a state parks bureaucracy that screams every legistative cycle that they need more money to administrate the state parks, but then advertises that they set aside money every year to buy new park lands.
...weary of so many more things that I just can enumerate them all.